is the wife of one ex-Air Force Computer God and the mother of seven children who were once small and adorable and incredibly loud and are now mostly large and tolerable and incredibly loud.

She first joined EzBoard under the pseudonym "Constance01" in the year 2001, when she came to accept the sad fact that it is impossible to carry on a sensible conversation with any one under the age of fourteen, no matter how incredible their loudness.

Over the years she has had a number of arguments with a number of people, and has come to accept the sad fact that it is very nearly impossible to carry on a sensible argument with any one who uses the internet, no matter how incredible (or invisible) their punctuation. She has therefore decided to mostly refuse to enter into any kind of argument online, and will put her decision into effect any day now.

Although Merrily Spinning does not spin anything besides yarns, she is an accomplished entertainer-of-children and runner-of-households, and can crochet useful things, write fables, dress wounds, and use sarcasm, although she is too kind to use it very often, which is very lucky for her incredibly loud children. She has a nice laugh and silver hair, which is much admired by every one.